(This will be a relatively short writing. Also you might find things under this link offensive.)
Although a moron might mistake the collection of music I have for consisting of only one kind, there is a wide variety that crosses into some strange places. And when I say strange places, one of those strange places is that I have some music that can entertain by being as irritating as all fukk.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present for your consideration, the YouChoob artist known as Hello Kitty Suicide Club. I think I first became aware of this project through an online zine that I first became aware of because they had coverage concerning the then-upcoming Sigh album Scenes From Hell. Hello Kitty Suicide Club are nothing like Sigh. In fact, they are nothing like any other artist I have heard before. The closest artist I can think of that bears comparison would be the Seth Putnam project called Anal Cunt, and even they are only vaguely similar.
For your consideration, I shall present a bunch of songs by Hello Kitty Suicide Club that, should you follow these links, will make you wish you had not.
The title with this YouChoob video is incomplete, but I believe the full title is Mr. Game And Watch Is A Mass Murderer. Yes, that is the kind of song we are talking about here.
Next, we have Lincoln Log Holocaust. I do not know what to make of this song. Then again, trying to make out what the vocalist is screaming about in a Hello Kitty Suicide Club song is a pretty pointless exercise.
You Show Me A Pile Of Dead Hookers And I Will Show You A Beanbag Chair. I have not heard of this song before. It might have been added since I was first introduced to the magic of this band.
My personal favourite, both in terms of the song and the title, is Choking On Cupcakes Isn’t As Cool As It Sounds. As one comment puts it, it is someoneshittinginmyearcore. I happen to enjoy that sort of thing in my own way. So get stuffed.
The scary thing about Hello Kitty Suicide Club is that when I did a search on YouChoob, I found people doing covers of their stupid shit songs. No, really. You can also find them on Myspace, if you are one of the few people who even bother to visit Myspace anymore. Someone actually expects or wants people to treat this shit as something other than a joke.
So have a good listen, look into Hello Kitty Suicide Club, and remember, boys and girls. Choking on cupcakes it not as cool as it sounds.
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