I will come out and say this off the bat. I do not “get” the hero worship of the director named Christopher Nolan. No, wait, let me rephrase that. I get it just fine. It is just that once I get it, I do not want it anymore. As I have mentioned, I have insulin-dependent diabetes. I have had it since I was a little shy of ten years old, and have been promised an imminent cure ever since. So when I tell you that “…it’s time for my shot…” offended me more in that moment than two Rain Mans put together, I want you to understand my full meaning here. People who crap on that Christopher Nolan is some awesome director who can not do wrong can blow me. Their opinion has less meaning to me than the life of Jenny McCarthy. Continue Reading
Much ado about nothing: Christopher Nolan’s Batman films…
Posted by Kronisk on August 28, 2012
Posted in: Bad films with good scenes, Media.
Tagged: anne hathaway, batman, batman & robin, batman begins, batman forever, batman still has yet to be portrayed well in live-action, blake clark, bruce lee, bryan singer, christopher nolan sucks, david cronenberg, eartha kitt is about as sexy as a colonoscopy, frame your shot properly or fukk off, frank zappa, heath ledger, michael caine, michelle pfeiffer, muffin man, paul verhoeven, richard donner, robocop, sam raimi, shaky-cam sucks, superman, tim burton.
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